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Based on the last above links in my edit to my question I found my answer. I cannot tweak the system account since our logons to our system are from an LDAP and I cannot control the groups and what not.

So I did the following:

1. Opened the DB2 GUI (was easiest to do this way).
2. Connected to the desired database as db2admin.
3. Added my logon to the database as a user.
4. GRANT all authorities to that id (my id).
5. Disconnect.
6. Connect to the desired database as my id.
7. GRANT all authorities to db2admin.
8. Disconnect.

Voila! The db2admin logon now as all authorities.

EDIT: I'm going to leave the above as it helped me learn how to do some interesting stuff in DB2. However, I have learned that the DBADM/SECADM with DATAACCESS and ACCESSCTRL authorities granted the instance owner (in my case the db2admin id) have all the authority needed to interact with the database. I could have actually just commented out those grant lines above in the script. Those were left over from a script which ran against an older version of DB2. I have also found if I need to have the instance owner DBADM after doing a restore to database A from database B, it is easiest just to set the registry variable DB2_RESTORE_GRANT_ADMIN_AUTHORITY to YES (available in Fix Pack 2 and above). Then I don't have to try to grant instance owner DBADM. It automatically is granted that to any database restored into the instance. If you are not at Fix Pack 5, you have to bounce the instance for this to take affect.

You are encountering these problems because you are running a 32-bit version of Oracle XE on 64-bit Windows. This is not a supported configuration, and is known to have many documented problems.

Due to there not being a 64-bit version of XE, you can instead install the Standard Edition (free for development) from here. If you're also using APEX, you can get it here.